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Payment:

I accept paypal. Once I have received your payment, I will begin construction of your item. Please allow a few days for me to make your hat.

Shipping:

I ship US Postal 1st class parcel. If you would like additional services such as insurance or delivery confirmation, please contact me via e-mail, as these do cost extra. Also, international shipping will cost extra.

Refunds:

No refunds or exchanges--please select your items and sizes carefully. As each item is custom made, you are essentially paying for my 2+ hours of time and labor to make each hat. In the event of a structural problem (this has never happened)I will of course make necessary repairs.

Artistic License:

As each item is handmade, please allow for minor variations from the picture.

Custom Orders:

I do make custom orders. E-mail me what you are looking for, and I can quote you the price of the project. I will begin construction upon receiving payment.

FAQ:

Q: How do I know what size to order?
A: Sizes are scaled by the circumference of the brim of the hat. Levelly wrap a tape measure around your head (in a straight line from your forehead back) to find the right size.

Infant (6mo- 1yr) 17 inch circumference
Toddler (1yr- 3yrs) 19 inch circumference
Child (3yrs- pre-teen) 21 inch circumference
Adult Medium 23 inch circumference
Adult Large 25 inch circumference

Q: OMG, the xxxxxx hat is so cute! Can you make it for a baby?

A: Yes. If the right size is not indicated, shoot me an e-mail and I can set up a custom order for you.

How do you make your hats?

Unless otherwise noted, all hats are crafted with alpine fleece, eco-felt, sometimes with fiberfill in the features.

People don't realize how much work goes into making a fleece hat by hand. I start by tracking the alpine polyestherbeast, found lurking only in fuzzy recesses of fabric and craft stores. After a cushy and comfortable polyestherbeast wrangle, I must select and slice the choicest pieces of the rich pelt. I save all parts of the polyestherbeast for use later.

Q: DAR> YOUR HATS ARE CUTE AND I WANT A CUTE HAT BUT WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR IT WHEN I CAN BUY A HAT AT MEGACORPOCONGLOMOMART FOR 17¢??!??1??

I make everything myself, having no slave labor, and having human rights.

Q: Would you do anything for love?
A:I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.